"JEWISH" WEDDING FOR BRITANY SPEARS?

Britney Spears may be a Kabbalah bride
Will Britney Spears get married under a chuppah?  The pop star is planning a lavish white wedding for this fall, and a source says Kabbalah bigwigs are urging Spears to make it the first celeb Kabbalah marriage.

“There’s some resistance from her family, who are devout Baptists,” says the insider. “But maybe there’s a way to incorporate elements from both faiths, and make everyone happy.” The source points out that Spears has been tattooed in deference to her newfound faith, which is a controversial, mystical branch of Judaism.

The insider says “it’s pretty definite” that some of Spears’ celeb friends who follow Kabbalah, such as Madonna, have also been urging her to have a “Kabbalah-type wedding."

"KABBALAH-TYPE" - THAT MUST BE LIKE "KOSHER-STYLE" DELI.  THESE CRAZY SHIKSAS WITH THEIR CULT, GIVING US A BAD NAME ARE CROSSING OVER FROM RIDICULOUS TO INFURIATING.  HOW DO THEY FIGURE GETTING A TATTOO IS "IN DEFERENCE TO HER NEWFOUND FAITH?"  WE DON'T DO TATTOOS.  GERMANS DO.
 
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