PROTOCOLS OF THE HATERS OF ZION

The Daily Telegraph reports that several retired world leaders are forming a group called "The Elders" to fight global problems. The brain trust includes critics of Israel like Jimmy Carter, Desmond Tutu, Mary Robinson, Kofi Annan and Nelson Mandela.

The Elders of Zion-haters (Elder of Zyion)

Amateurs: Combining serious statesmanship and a large measure of audacity, former South African President Nelson Mandela and a clutch of world-famous figures plan to announce Wednesday a private alliance to launch diplomatic assaults on the globe's most intractable problems. The alliance, to be unveiled Wednesday during events marking Mandela's 89th birthday, is to be called The Elders. Among others, it includes retired Anglican Archbishop Desmond Tutu, former U.S. President Jimmy Carter, retired UN Secretary General Kofi Annan, and Mary Robinson, the human-rights activist and former president of Ireland. Many, including Mandela, have been harsh critics of President Bush and U.S. foreign policy, particularly toward Iraq and the Israeli-Palestinian conflict. The group's members and backers insisted in interviews, however, that they are guided neither by ideology nor by geopolitical bent. Mandela states in remarks prepared for Wednesday that the fact that none of The Elders holds public office allows them to work for the common good, not for outside interests. " This group can speak freely and boldly, working both publicly and behind the scenes on whatever actions need to be taken," the stateement says. "Together we will work to support courage where there is fear, foster agreement where there is conflict and inspire hope where there is despair." How many weeks before their first "bold" pronouncement that Israel is an evil apartheid state? Because, obviously, they have been too intimidated by the worldwide Jewish conspiracy to hold that position publicly before they joined forces. They'll first have a pronouncement that AIDS or poverty in Africa is bad, to establish their Elderliness, and then they'll be empowered to do what they really want to do - go after that intractable problem that is all the fault of those pesky Zionists who just love oppressing Arabs. Meryl Yourish has already detailed the amazing coincidence of their "non-partisan" opinions: Mary Robinson, who led the UN Human Rights Commission during the infamous Durban conference: Anti-Israel . Anti-Israel. Anti-Israel. Jimmy Carter, whose latest anti-Israel screed is a best-seller: Anti-Israel. Anti-Israel. Anti-Israel . Nelson Mandela, who never met a Palestinian terrorist he didn't like: Anti-Israel. Anti-American. Desmond Tutu, who thinks all the world's problems can be traced to the U.S. and Israel: Anti-Israel. Anti-Israel. Anti-Semitic?