HAMAS ANIMALS, NOT JUST A METAPHOR

HAMAS MEDIA LOVEFEST GOES AWRY AS GREEN-HEADBAND WEARING FARM ANIMALS BEGIN DEFECATING, HAVING SEX (Mere rhetoric)

What does a genocidal Palestinian terrorist organization have to do to get some media love? International media outlets are normally only too eager to help Hamas publicize their intentionally engineered humanitarian crisis. But there are some spectacles so surreal that not even the glory of dropping rockets on Israeli kids can make them seem not retarded. And so it goes:

On Tuesday, a protest was held by Hamas supporters in the Gaza Strip where sheep, camels and donkeys where paraded before journalists (with some farm animals wearing Hamas headbands!) alongside signs reading "Save the Children of Gaza" in a protest against Israel's decision to blockade the Gaza Strip... But there was only one problem — The Hamas-garbed farmed animals wouldn't stop defecating into the street and having sex with each other during the protest. From the always-excellent Popbitch:... After a few minutes the beasts started a dirty protest. Some defecated in the streets, while the donkeys started shagging each other. Journalists found it almost impossible to do a straight piece to camera without some animal porn behind them.

Click through to Fishbowl NY and see which of the world's distinguished media outlets had lined up to transmit this particularly retarded Hamas propaganda as newsworthy copy. Honestly - we're losing to clowns. Clowns that may have a future producing bestiality scat porn. But still clowns.

References:
* Palestinians Going Global With Program To Demonize Israel For Deliberate, Hamas-Engineered Gaza Humanitarian Crisis (Updated: WaPo Hops On Board) [MR]
* Hamas Confiscates Aid Trucks, Promises To Deliver Them Some Time Later [MR]
* Farm Animals Ruin Gaza Photo Op With Sex, Defecation [Fishbowl NY]

Previously:
* Reuters Mistranslation Responsible For Idiotic "Holocaust" Slander
* The Media Lies - Civilians In Gaza Mysteriously Appear In Desolate Warzones, Reappear In Media Coverage
* European Media Bias - Really?