SIX FLAGS OF JIHAD!!

Infidels, Keep Out
This announcement appears on the Islamic-Paths.org Web site:

Insha Allah, on September 17, 2004, the New Jersey theme park, Six Flags Great Adventure, is set to be transformed as "The Great Muslim Adventure Day," an event organized by ICNA. This event is designed to provide entertainment for the entire family! Alhamdulillah, the entire park is reserved for Muslims only!

Wow, Six Flags Great Adventure is a regular Mecca of fun! But isn't it illegal for an amusement park to refuse to admit people who aren't of a certain religion? In case you plan to show up, here's the schedule:

Park Open from Noon - 11 PM

Wild Safari Open from 12 noon - 5 PM (last car enters Safari at 4 PM)

Rides start opening at 3 PM after Jummah

Jummah Prayers at 2 PM

Two special Dolphin shows

LOOKS LIKE FUN!!