THE RED SOX'S JEWISH G.M.

The young Jewish dreamer who led the Red Sox to "reverse the curse"
Theo Epstein, the youngest GM in baseball history, engineered the revolution which led last night to the miraculous Red Sox victory in the World Series.

SEE ALSO, FROM THE WISE RABBI ROBERT MILLER OF NEWTON, MA:

"In the Big Inning, the first inning of the Fourth Game of the World Series God repented and said I will put an end to the suffering of my Red Sox Nation, and so when Johnny Damons went to bat He enabled him to hit a home run. AND THAT WAS ALL THAT WAS REALLY NECESSARY, FOR LOWE DID THE REST, and God smiled and said the words of the Prophet Ezekial have come to pass. THEM BONES SHALL RISE AGAIN" Then did all of the faithful exclaim: WAIT TILL NEXT YEAR- WE WILL DO IT AGAIN. MAZEL TOV."