NOW THESE ARE JOKES

The following sign was recently observed being prominently displayed in the front window of a business establishment in Philadelphia, PA:

"WE WOULD RATHER DO BUSINESS WITH 1000 ARAB TERRORISTS THAN WITH A SINGLE JEW"

Most folks would be outraged at the thought of such an inflammatory statement... One would expect anti-hate groups from all across the country to march on this business.. But, perhaps, one might be tempted to let the proprietors simply make their statement... We are a society who holds Freedom of Speech as perhaps our greatest liberty... And after all it is just a sign...
You must be asking... What kind of business would dare post such a sign?

The answer: Goldberg's Funeral Home
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Yasser Arafat, being ill and concerned about his mortality, consults a Psychic about the date of his death.

Closing her eyes and silently reaching into the realm of the future she finds the answer: "You will die on a Jewish holiday."

"Which one?'" Arafat asks nervously.

"It doesn't matter," replied the psychic. "Whenever you die, it'll be a Jewish holiday."