UPDATED: TAKE THE QUIZ

LET'S PLAY THE ARAFAT DEATH GAME!

LEAVE YOUR COMMENTS WITH ANSWERS TO THE FOLLOWING QUESTIONS.

1. WHEN DID ARAFAT ACTUALLY DIE?
a. 11/3
b. 11/4
c. 11/5
d. 9/11/2001
e. When Sharon stuck him in a cage in Ramallah 2 years ago.
f. When the "Ed Sullivan Show" was cancelled.

2. WHEN WILL THE PLO ANNOUNCE ARAFAT'S DEATH?
a. After his money is found
b. After someone has secured power
c. After his burial has been arranged
d. After he's been stuffed with crab meat

3. FROM WHAT DID/WILL ARAFAT ACTUALLY DIE?
a. Cancer
b. Infection
c. Parkinsons
d. AIDS
e. Water poured upon him by Dorothy

4. FROM WHAT WILL THE PLO CLAIM ARAFAT DIED?
a. Israeli poisoning
b. Exhaustion
c. Overwhelmed by the love of his people
d. Heart attack from internet viagra

5. WHO WILL SEIZE POWER OVER THE P.A. IN THE NEXT YEAR (AFTER THE DUST SETTLES)?
a. Qurei
b. Abu Abbas
c. Kaddoumi
d. Hamas
e. Hezbollah
f. Hillary Clinton

6. WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO ARAFAT'S MONEY?
a. His cronies will distribute amongst themselves
b. It will be lost within the Swiss banking system
c. His widow will keep it
d. It will be invested in a chain of fast food falaffel restaurants

7. WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO ARAFAT'S WIDOW, SUHA?
a. She will never date/wed again
b. She will strap a bomb on herself, explode on a bus, and cover everyone with blubber
c. She will drop 100 lbs and host her own reality show on FOX
d. Celebrity diet spokeswoman
e. A quickie with Bill Clinton

8. WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO ARAFAT'S SOUL?
a. 40 virgins in paradise
b. 40 white raisins in paradise
c. Endless games of parcheesi in Hell with Hitler
c. What soul?