A PLAY ABOUT RACHEL THE FLAT

Actor Alan Rickman, who played the villain in Die Hard, has written and will direct a new play based on the diaries of 2003 Rachel Corrie, the International Solidarity Movement useful idiot who was killed in an encounter with an IDF bulldozer: My Name is Rachel Corrie. As you will recall, when not teaching Palestinian children to hate Jews and American, Rachel spent her time hiding Palestinian terrorists and protecting their gun-running tunnels in Gaza. No word yet from Rickman on whether he is developing a play about Suha Arafat's charity work.