A REAL "SUICIDE" BOMBER

Hamas militant killed in Gaza blast, cause unknown.
GAZA CITY (AFP) - A member of the radical Islamist movement Hamas was killed in a blast in the southern Gaza Strip whose cause was not immediately known. Two other people were also slightly wounded in the explosion near the home of the victim, Hassan al-Alami, to the east of the town of Khan Yunis, Palestinian medical sources and witnesses said Wednesday. While the exact cause of the blast was not immediately known, the sources said that there was nothing to suggest that the 32-year-old had died at the hands of Israeli forces.

HMMM. COULD IT BE A "WORK ACCIDENT?" NO VIRGINS FOR YOU, HASSAN. I GUESS HAMAS REALLY MEANS IT WHEN THEY SAY THEY WON'T ABIDE BY THE CEASE FIRE ABBAS AGREED TO YESTERDAY. WHO WOULDA THUNK IT.