WHERE IS ARAFAT'S MEDICAL FILE?

Remember last November when Arafat's doctors wouldn't release his medical records? The world speculated about the cause of his death: AIDS, alcoholism, etc. Conspiracy theorists had a field day. Well, the records were released to Arafat's widow 4 months ago. She said she was reviewing them before deciding whether to release them.....

We're waiting......

I think the reason she's holding the records back is that they'll show he died from an infection he contracted from a gerbil.

[Insert own Richard Gere joke here].