A JOKE

A JOKE
A savage Rotweiler attacked a little girl on a street in Paris. A youngster passing by saved the little girl by strangling the dog at the price of minor scratches suffered by the girl and by himself.
Highly excited TV reporters reaching the scene asked the youngster for his name telling him that tomorrow all the Parisian papers and other media will carry the headline saying that a young Parisian hero saved a little girl from the teeth of a savage dog.

But I am not from Paris, he said. Never mind, said the reporters, theheadlines then will say that a young Frenchman performed the heroic deed.

But I am not French, he said. OK, then the headlines will say that a young European saved the girl from the teeth of the dog.

But I am not European either said the youngster. What are you then, asked the reporters. He answered' I am an Israeli.

Well then all the headlines will say: an Israeli killed a little girl's dog on the streets of Paris yesterday.