HAMAS TERRORIST DIES IN "WORK ACCIDENT"

Hamas Terrorist Dies in "Work Accident"
On Wednesday night a Hamas terrorist approached the Israeli-Egyptian border with the intention of laying and detonating an explosive device against IDF forces. According to Palestinian officials, the terrorist was apparently killed as a result of a malfunction in the explosive device he was carrying. (Israel Defense Forces)

NOW THAT'S THE TYPE OF SUICIDE BOMBING I CAN GET BEHIND!

WILL HE GET VIRGINS IN THE AFTER-LIFE? WILL HIS FAMILY GET WORKERS' COMPENSATION PAYMENTS? WHO WILL PAY NOW THAT FORMER SUGAR DADDY SADDAM H. IS IN A CAGE?