THREATS FROM A CAVE DWELLER

Bin Laden’s deputy calls for Jihad against western nations, Jews
Osama Bin Laden’s deputy, Aiman al Zawahri, attacked American plans for Middle East reform and called for the launching of an armed Jihad against the "Jewish and crusader invaders.”

I GUESS THIS WOULD SEEM A LITTLE MORE SCARY IF ZAWAHRI WEREN'T HIDING DEEPING IN A CAVE GOING TO THE BATHROOM ON HIMSELF WHILE U.S. JETS FLEW OVERHEAD.

"YO, AIMAN. WHY DON'T YOU COME OVER HERE AND SAY THAT!"