SHORTAGE OF VIRGINS IN HEAVEN?

Suicide Bombings Down Due to Shortage of Virgins
JANNAH, PARADISE - [TheKnish.com] Political pundits have long speculated on the cause of the downturn of suicide bombings in Israel. Some have posited that the credit belongs to Ariel Sharon's iron fist. Others have claimed the cause was Arafat's death. However, a new theory has surfaced, and most of the public has accepted the idea as the most likely to be the proximate cause: there are no virgins left in heaven.