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YESTERDAY, I POSTED ABOUT HOW WE ARE NOT ENGAGED IN A WAR ON TERROR (WHICH IS ONLY A METHOD), BUT RATHER A WAR ON ISLAMIC FASCISM (AN IDEOLOGY). AND NO I DON'T MEAN BY THAT ALL PEOPLE OF THE ISLAMIC FAITH, WHICH AS WE ALL KNOW IS A RELIGION OF PEACE.

ANYWAY, ALONG THOSE LINES, SCRAPPLEFACE POSTED THE FOLLOWING PARODY:

UK Panel Asks: Why Do They Hate Airplanes?
by Scott Ott
(2006-08-10) — The British Parliament, in a rapid response to a terror plot foiled by Scotland Yard yesterday, announced formation of a study panel today to determine why some Muslims hate airplanes.

Early reports indicate 21 men have been taken into custody in connection with a plan to take down an unknown number of U.S.-bound passenger jets originating in Great Britain.
The expert panel will examine various theories about why airplanes engender such hatred among devoted followers of a peaceful religion.

“Is it the horrendous noise? The speed? The condensation trails?” said one unnamed source close to the panel, listing some of the areas of inquiry the experts plan to pursue. “Because if it’s any of those things, we can get to work on engineering changes to make airplanes more tolerable to our Muslim brothers.”