A LEG RUB FROM YASSER ARAFAT

Arafat Gave Leg Rub to Top Democratic Honcho? (NYSun)
"Two years after President Bush's re-election victory, former Democratic honcho and Clinton pal Terry McAuliffe is airing his frustrations with John Kerry's campaign in a revealing and waggish memoir," the AP reports.

The book is full of comical revelations from McAuliffe's years among the power elite -- getting a startling leg rub from Palestinian leader Yasser Arafat at a dinner, watching movie stars Ben Affleck and Gwyneth Paltrow smooching during a showing of "Good Will Hunting" at Camp David and being chastised by former President George H.W. Bush during the 2000 election for treating his son with such "disgrace."

Now would be the moment to make jokes about suspecting all along that the Democrats were in bed with Arafat ...