IRAN'S JEWISH CONSPIRACY THEORY OF THE DAY

YESTERDAY IN IRAQ, SUNNI MUSLIMS BLEW UP A SHIITE MOSQUE. ACCORDING TO IRAN, THIS CHARMING LITTLE MUSLIM ON MUSLIM HATE-CRIME WAS PLANNED BY ..... THE JOOOOOOOOOOOOZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!

I WISH WE WERE AS POWERFUL AS THESE PARANOID NUTBAGS THINK WE ARE. THEN I'D USE MY MIND-CONTROLLED LASER TO DRILL A HOLE IN KHAMENEI'S HEAD (AND LET THE TAPIOCA RUN OUT).

IRAN'S PARANOID RANTING WOULD BE A LOT FUNNIER IF THE WORLD WEREN'T PASSIVELY WATCHING THEM DEVELOP A NUKE.

The Ayatollah Khamenei: US, Israel guilty of mosque attack in Iraq (YNet)
The Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, spiritual leader of Iran, published a letter Thursday, accusing US and Israeli Intelligence services of planning the attack on the Shiite mosque in Iraq Wednesday. Khamenei's letter was published on the Iranian news agency, and in it he called on the Iraqi people "to be alert when faced with the dangerous policies of our enemies." (Dudi Cohen)