IRAN SMASHES ZIONIST SQUIRREL SPY RING

Bad News: Iran Smashes Zionist Squirrel Spy Ring (HotAir)
I guess the reports of the regime's growing paranoia weren't exaggerating. Godspeed, Nibbles, godspeed:

According to IRNA, the official Islamic Republic news agency, the national Police chief has implicitly verified the news about the confiscation of a number of squirrels, equipped with eavesdropping devices, on the Iranian borders . He has declined to give any more details, but, reportedly, when asked about the confiscation of 14 spy squirrels, he stated, "I have heard about it, but I do not have precise information". IRNA adds, "These squirrels were equipped by foreign intelligence services , but were captured two weeks ago by the Police".